Sunday 7 April 2013

We're back

2 years ago our site was hacked and a false post was written claiming Sam Mehigan was behind the hard hitting journalism of ultileaks, obviously that would be ludicrous. Although he's very charming and attractive, he just doesn't have the nerve to write about the touchy subjects that brought ultileaks to worldwide notoriety. We've finally gotten access back to the account and have a brand new story, full of our usual scandal and shocking events.

Last sunday night at paganello while playing for Ireland, Liam Grant had a totally quiet and uneventful evening.

Talk to you all soon.

Monday 16 May 2011

No More Ultileaks

So for anyone who still cares enough to check this I'm going to stop posting. It was fun for a while but I'm bored with it now and I think it's run its course at this stage. Hope some of you enjoyed it. My identity however will always remain secret.

Sam Mehigan

Tuesday 5 April 2011

Ultileaks hacked

Ultileaks was the unfortunate victim of hackers this afternoon when our most recent post was temporarily deleted. We can only speculate as to the identity of the perpetrator, it was most likely someone who disagrees with our no holds barred freedom of speech policy. Our security has been beefed up so hopefully there will be no more attacks from these people who feel the public don't deserve a 100% honest news source.

Saturday 2 April 2011

IFDA fashion police scandal

The IFDA are entering a legal battle with Lookfly having reneged on their contract for national team kit. Having received an offer from a new French kit manufacturer the IFDA simply ignored their written agreement to order all national team gear from Lookfly. When Lookfly CEO Steve Giggery was asked to comment he had the following to say "Whatevs, the gear they're getting looks shit anyway" and it has to be be said that we agree with him...

Sunday 27 March 2011

IV seedings

After a recent facebook debate sparked by one Limerick "Jim" Heneghan the IFDA seem to have altered their usual seeding policy for Open Intervarsities. In a private communication intercepted by the ultileaks tech team the seedings seem to show bonuses for colleges that field multiple teams. Due to this UCC have been granted a top four seeding for all three of their teams. Some critics of this policy suggested that it gives UCC an unfair advantage as they have triple the chances of winning. A prominent Cork rookie is quoted as saying "I would simply refuse to play and I would hope anyone else in the club would do the same" in relation to playing the first team. So it seems that two of the top 3 seeded teams that UCC will have to play this weekend plan on laying down as they stroll to the final against a presumably tired opposition who was actually made to work for their victories. It looks like the smart money will be behind the rebels this year with such an overwhelming advantage going into the tourney.

Wednesday 23 March 2011

cry me a river

Our international correspondent has informed us that Ireland open captain Niall Harbourne was seen crying publicly while at Dr. Sand Mr. Grass in Tenerife last weekend. Reports from eye witnesses claim that it was over a skinned knee that he feared might rule him out for EUC later this year. This is most shocking given Niall's outspoken views in favour of MTFU. Though there are no pictures available at this time it has been confirmed that photos were taken and we will endeavour to show them as soon as they are made public. For now you'll have to make do with this photo from a similar event