cry me a river

Our international correspondent has informed us that Ireland open captain Niall Harbourne was seen crying publicly while at Dr. Sand Mr. Grass in Tenerife last weekend. Reports from eye witnesses claim that it was over a skinned knee that he feared might rule him out for EUC later this year. This is most shocking given Niall's outspoken views in favour of MTFU. Though there are no pictures available at this time it has been confirmed that photos were taken and we will endeavour to show them as soon as they are made public. For now you'll have to make do with this photo from a similar event